NOTE: Rate posted is base rental rate and varies on time/day, number of people, the coverage of space that you need access to, and type of activity the space is being booked for. Contact us for personalized rates.
Located literally moments away from the harbour, the beach, Newtons Cove, Brewers Quay, your holiday here will consist full of adventures, both outside and also inside the House, which is full of mod cons, where the obsessive attention to detail to make your stay as amazing, comforting, creative as possible is absolute key.
The space:
You will have full private use of the whole house, which is split over 4 floors, so lots of space for you to relax in. You may not want to leave the house during your visit, and spend all your time soaking in the maximalist kitsch atmosphere.
There is 3 Bedrooms:
*John-Clyde Bedroom - Sleeps 2 guests on a very comfy king bed. Large Dressing are.
*JoJo’s Bedroom - Sleep 2 guests on a very comfy king bed. En-Suite Bathroom with separate shower cubical. Sea views.
*90s Bedroom - Sleeps 4 guests in Bunkbeds with very comfy mattresses. 90s console gaming area / CD area.
*All bedrooms have super comfy Emma Mattresses, all linen, extra cushions and pillows if required, and towels.
There is 3 Reception Rooms:
*Dining area - Just off the open plan kitchen, the table can extend to fit 8 guests.
*Lounge - Next to the open plan kitchen, this room has a 3 seater sofa, comfy 1 seater chair, various cushions and cuddly toys suitable for sitting on and hugging, along with 4 bar stools, and a midnight feast bar area. There is a props cabinet full of fun hats, wigs and dress up. 42inch TV with Sky TV & Cinema, and all the streaming platforms.
*Moview Room - Top floor Movie Room with a View of the sea, Weymouth and the Harbour. Very cosy Cubby seating for 8 guests, and Large TV with all the streaming platforms. Amazing Velux Balcony windows.
The Kitchen:
Open plan, next to the Dining area, and the Lounge, and the back yard. All the mod cons - NEFF induction hob / air fryer / juicer / blender / NEFF cooker / double fridge and freezer / kettle / toaster / dishwasher / washing machine / tumble dryer / afternoon tea crockery / Breakfast bar with stools
The Bathrooms & Loos
*The LAV of Love - Downstairs WC with 2 selfie mirrors, and washing machine.
*Eastend Mermaid Bath & Shower Room - Large free-standing bath with waterfall taps. Separate extra large shower cubicle. WC.
*JoJo’s En-Suite - Large freestanding bath, and separate shower cubical. Sea views. WC.
Outside space
*Backyard - Suitable for smoking.
*Frontyard - Suitable for BBQs.
*Parking - There is One Free Parking space for you to use.
Guest access
A dedication and true love to everything kitsch and maximalist, this 4 Story, 3 Bedroom, 3 Reception room, 2.5 Bathroom, Sea & Harbour views house is full of mod cons to make your stay both a visual and comforting delight! You will never get bored, and you will have Full private use of the House.
Other things to note
Even though we are not allowed to have mad parties in the house, the house is very suitable for celebrations, perfect get away to celebrate a Birthday, or Hen weekend with a group of friends. If you are booking in for a celebration, then please do let us know, so we can make your experience extra special for you.